Only In Citrus County, Florida

Didn’t their mothers ever tell them not to try to put a boat on a trailer that’s CLEARLY way too small for it?

Didn’t their mothers also tell them that if they did load a boat onto a trailer that is too small, to make sure it’s strapped in well?

Didn’t their mother tell them that if a boat ever falls off a trailer, not to drag it down the road some more, remove all markings that would trace it back to them, and leave it abandoned behind the gas station?

Only in Citrus County.

Wow, I wish I could be this stupid.