Redneck Fireworks – Only in Citrus County, Florida

Way to bring in the New Year in style, boys.  Pound it!

Only in Citrus County!

Here's how we bring New Years in - Only In Citrus County

Here's how we bring New Years in - Only In Citrus County

Citrus County Fire Department Does It Again

First of all, I have the UTMOST respect for the Citrus County Fire Department and all they do for our community.  I just want to make that clear.

Second, Joe is back! (how do you spell that?) I don’t know what to chuckle about more – Citrus County FD needing Long John Silvers this badly, or a reminder about my last post about the Citrus County Fire Department when they crashed a different fire truck..

Looks like the guy who drove that truck in the above post has been replaced… and the guy who replaced him is going to be replaced.

Only in Citrus County! :)

Citrus County Fire Department Needed Long John Silvers... BAD.

Citrus County Fire Department Needed Long John Silvers... BAD.

Special thanks to Joshua Hortman for this picture. Josh, you the man.

Ridin’ In Style – John Deer Style – Only In Citrus County!

Whittney L. and her date pose in front of their stylish ride to homecoming. I love it!

Ridin' to Homecomin' in Style - Only In Citrus County, FL

Ridin' to Homecomin' in Style - Only In Citrus County, FL

(Special thanks to Whittney L. for the use of this awesome picture!)

Give Me Back My S***, Woman!!!!!! Only in Citrus County!

I really don’t think there are words for this one.

Everyone, be on the lookout for her licence plate.  She’s probably a friend of our Facebook page :)

Only in Citrus County Would Someone Post This Sign!

Only in Citrus County Would Someone Post This Sign!

Special thanks to Cyndi Boone for submitting this image.  She rocks.

A Homosassa Teacher Gave a Student WHAT??!

Teacher accidentally gives porn DVD to student

HOMOSASSA, Fla. — A Citrus County elementary student accidentally received a pornographic DVD from her teacher.

The sheriff’s office reports that the girl’s second-grade teacher had made 19 photo CDs for all the students in her class at Rock Crusher Elementary School. The CDs included pictures of the students throughout the year.

But when the 8-year-old girl went to play the disc Tuesday, adults on screen began to take their clothes off. A 12-year-old boy who was with the girl reportedly turned off the movie and told his mother.

Deputies found no pornography on the other 18 discs.

The teacher and her husband told investigators that the husband helped make the discs, and the adult DVD was his.

No criminal charges were anticipated, but the school was doing its own investigation.

Here you go, kids!

Here you go, kids!

FAIL!
But I hope the teacher didn’t look like this girl!  The kids would be damaged for LIFE.

Wow, this is would happen Only In Citrus County.

Original link here: http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/porn-29435-accidentally-student.html