Only In Citrus County, Florida

OK, so for those of you don’t know, one of the subscribers to our great Citrus County’s website submitted a picture of a sign – and none of us could read it.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just scroll down to the previous post.

So, of course, I posted the picture to my website and we all got a few laughs.

But then it got better.

The sign had a phone number on it, and one awesome subscriber (Crayon Scribe is the man!) decided to call it to get clarification from the sign.  With a little help from a voice changer, and a back story about being one of those Craigslist Prostitutes, Crayon went to town.

He is the man.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely going in for a Muff Cut as soon as I can!