About the Jerk Writing
From Buster (the Brains behind the operation):
First of all, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Buster, and I’m just another cynical blogger who arrogantly thinks that he has something important to say. Well, maybe not important, but perhaps something funny to share. If it’s not funny, perhaps it’s insightful. If it’s not insightful, maybe it’s rude and offensive. Or, whatever it might be, I hope you enjoy (or truly hate) reading it. Oh, and I sincerely hope that you don’t find out who I am, because the content that I’ll be writing in this blog will most likely get my fired from my job, or at the very least, get in a lot of trouble from just about any of the relationships I’ve made notes about here.
The reason for this blog is because I’ve lived in Citrus County for about a year and a half now, and if I don’t get things off my chest about this county, I’m going to literally explode. (Either that, or I’ll feed myself to an alligator… Maybe if I have enough readers, I’ll eventually have them choose my fate 
Since moving to this county, I’ve had some crazy encounters with some crazy people, places, and inanimate objects that I feel are worth sharing. You see, I’m in my twenties, single, and get bored easily. I ride a motorcycle (not going to share what kind, what color, etc.), and so I always run into new places and extremely interesting people. Some of these people scare the crap out of me, and some of them are really inspiring. Some of them, well, I just laugh at.. er.. with.
With that said, feel free to drop me a line!
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Started out looking for fire hydrant locations in Crystal River and some how landed on this site. Forgot about the search and spent the last hour in laughter! I love this site!! I will pass this on to everyone I know.
LOVE THE SITE. I have to agree with “Only in Citrus County” I tell my wife that all the time see i grew up in Orlando so moving here was culture shock but what the hell you only live once. I found your site by accident looking for info for my daughthers school project. i got so wrapped up in the pages and stories that I spent about the last hour and a half reading every post KEEP THEM COMING I will tell Everyone I know about your site. GREAT JOB.
Nice blog guys. You all have had some funny encounters. Go easy on the cops, they are people too. If you want a really strange(Twilight Zone) encounter, hop the canal over in to Inglis. Never a dull moment here.
Great Blog guys…. As far as the protesters at schiano’s…I know people that have worked there and they promise to pay their employees but after they have put in 100 hour of work time they only got paid $4.71 an hour. The labor board is so backed up these employees have not been paid for what the company owes them since october of 2009. As to date these people haven’t even been assigned case workers yet. The labor board is a joke in florida.
Hopefully you guys can help to protect our shorelines from the oil spill, by blogging and getting some truthfull info out to us. We love Citrus county and all it has to offer and without our waterways from the gulf, Citrus county would be a ghost town. No shrimp,fish,scallops,manatees,birds,dolphins,blue crabs,etc; and without these animals our way of life will die.
Hey guys! Love the blog. Just a little about me, I’ve been living in Circus County for about 9 years now, and I host a weekly talk show on Stickam.com. I was thinking of giving y’all’s blog a nice shout out on my show if you guys would go check my show out and do the same. Nothing wrong about commiserating about the wonderful life we live here in the perineum of Florida.
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Girls gone wild at club Rain in Crystal River September 4th 2010
Hey…I heard you guys know “Five Of The Best Places To Party On New Years Eve in Citrus County” (from ezine articles”…so are you planning to share since TOMORROW is the night?
Cheryl
As a Inverness native (American by Birth, Soiuthern by the Grace of God, Floridian by fate, and Citrus Countian by some warped flaw in God’s twisted design), not only have I felt your pain for over 40 years, but I also heartily approve of the method by which you get the word of our… unique… environment to the masses.
And throwing yourself at a gator won’t work. Unless it’s REALLY hungry (personal experience, trust me on this). Humans tend to spook the hell outta ‘em.
Keep on finding things – Only in Circus County. I mean, Citrus County!
Got to say, love your blog! I grew up in Crystal River and feel your pain. Luckily, I’ve moved on (and am even a yankee!) but I love how you’ve put all this together.
Also, in case you’ve never seen it, Steve Carell, while still on the Daily Show actually came to Inglis and interview Risher. It’s pretty amazing – http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-january-8-2002/satan-laws-are-coming-to-town
First of all, allow me to introduce myself. My name is Buster, and I