CRACK KILLS! Only in Citrus County! LOL
They’re all named Joe.
How do you spell that?
Crack Kills
Special thanks to Courtenay Ellex for sending this one in!
Courtenay Ellex
I Can’t Believe This Wasn’t Only in Citrus County!
SPRING HILL, Tenn. – Police in Spring Hill arrested a local music teacher Thursday morning after he was caught engaging in a sex act with a doll outside a local elementary school.
Officers were called to Allendale Elementary School on Prescott Way in Spring Hill amid reports of a white male with a duffle bag under a bridge on school property. The bridge provides access to the school from the main road.
Spring Hill police told Nashville’s News 2 the responding officer witnessed the man, identified as 56-year-old Daniel Torroll, performing sex acts on a child-like doll police later discovered he’d cut holes into.
The officer reported the man was naked and in a location where he could be seen by people driving up to the school.
“I happened to be there I didn’t know it was school property. I wouldn’t be there if I knew it was school property,” Torroll told Nashville’s News 2.
Authorities took Torroll into custody and charged him with public indecency, a misdemeanor.
He was issued a citation and ordered to stay off school property. He was not booked into the Williamson County jail.
According to Torroll, he suffers from an attention deficit disorder which he says affects his inability to resist certain sexual impulses, though none of which involve children.
“[Police] came here and looked [through my home]. There was nothing here. There was no child porn. I have two kids myself,” he said.
Torroll also told detectives he teaches private music lessons from his home. He is not a teacher at Allendale Elementary School.
On the Web site DannyTorroll.com, the Web site for the Danny Torroll Skool of Music and Art, Torroll says he teaches “eight very gifted students” ranging in age from seven to 12-years-old.
He describes the school as “an anomaly in the upper education platform for serious students of all instruments,” according to the site.
Torroll also claims to be an instructor at the Montessori School of Franklin, however the school said in a release, “Mr. Torroll is not and has never been an instructor at MSF. Nor does he have a relationship of any kind with the school. We have instructed Mr. Torroll to remove that statement from his Web site.”
The release went on to say the school is, “committed to providing a safe and healthy environment for its students, staff and school families.”
Torroll’s Web site was taken offline late Thursday evening.
Williamson County school officials notified parents of the incident using an automated call system. They said that no children saw what Torroll was doing.
Police plan to increase patrols around the elementary school on Friday.
Torroll is scheduled to appear in court on September 2.
HAHAH WTF? Don’t All Rednecks Own Trucks? Only in Citrus County!!! LOL
This person’s name is Joe. How do you spell that? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
Oh, and just a reminder – don’t use your card at Crackers. They still haven’t gotten their shit together.
-Buster
This person's name is Joe. How do you spell that? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
Holy Crap, Don’t Touch Her Chair! HAHA Only in Citrus County!!!!
I saw this lady at Big Lots in Invernesss. For the love of God, PLEASE don’t touch her chair.
What do you think the warning is?
Please don't touch her chair.
Who Ya Gonna Call?? CAN-MAN! HAHA Only in Citrus County, FL!
This guy is making the best of a bad economy. His brakes must be getting shot if he keeps stopping for cans on the side of the road!!
Is his name Joe?
You decide, leave a comment below.
Only in Citrus County Would We Call the Can Man
Special thanks to Jake Balmert for sending in this photo.
Closed, Sorry! HAHAHAHA McDonalds FAIL! Only in Citrus County!
Wow, are you serious?
The person who wrote this was named Joe.
How do you spell that?
D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
McDonalds Fail, Only in Citrus County
Special thanks to Laura Ames for sending this picture in!
LOL Only in Citrus County, FL – Best of June 2011
Wow, there are some winners in here! (And some fails!) Leave your comments below!
Only in Citrus County Does Someone Love Cooters THIS MUCH!
Oops! Probably Tried to Take it Mudding
C'mon, Randy, Pay Your Bills!
Watch Out for the Splatter Zone! Only in Citrus County!!
Anyone Want Little Boy? Sign Fail at Manatee Lanes
Forgot Something? Only in Citrus County!
What the Heck is This??
Woot Woot! Hawwwwwwwg Willllllld!
Bug Dinner Buffet, Anyone? Only in Citrus County!
What the Hell? Only in Citrus County!
Shaggin Wagon! Only in Citrus County, FL!
No, Please Don't Show Us. We'll Pay You Not to. Only in Citrus County!
Only in Citrus County!!!
Dear Dave: You’re Screwed. HAHA Only in Citrus County!
Dear Dave: You’re screwed. Citrus County style 
-Buster
Dave got POWNED!
Please note: This is a user submitted image, which I posted on good faith. It turns out this picture was not taken in Citrus County. Had his wife found him in Citrus County, I’m sure it would have been a lot worse! Enjoy!
Only in Citrus County Would We Think That Crackers Is Dangerous!
Hi, all!
Buster here, the crazy guy who started this site. It’s pretty cool that we have over 3500 members now. Citrus County ROCKS!
That said, while we can’t for one minute really believe that Crackers is actually dangerous, there is definitely something going on with people’s credit cards in Citrus County. After I heard about people’s stolen credit cards being linked to Crackers, I knew I had to get involved. I spoke to Emily Zastrow (the manager of Crackers) on the phone a few moments ago, and she was very up front about what is going on at Crackers. Here’s the story straight from the horse’s mouth.
While Crackers does not know anything definite yet, they do admit that they have known about these credit card issues since last Wednesday. Apparently, a previous customer called Crackers saying that she had fraudulent credit card charges billed to her card in Miami. The same day, Emily received a text message from another Crackers manager about a bartender who had served her own husband a drink. The bartender’s husband paid with a credit card. His wife, the bartender, ran his credit card as she always would have with any other customer. The husband later found out that his card also had fraudulent charges in Miami. Thursday and Friday, they received more calls, and also are having more calls this week.
I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen a wife steal a credit card number from her husband, so I doubt she really had anything to do with the fraudulent charges. Or did she? After all, this is Citrus County. (hehe)
Anyway, Crackers investigated and contacted everyone they could. Here’s who they brought in:
- Their IT guy
- Their credit card processing company
- The local police (I think Emily said this, but I wasn’t sure)
- A third party company was also hired to try to hack into their credit card servers to check for security holes (none were found)
No one could find any smoking guns or red flags.
So what’s really going on here?
Well, here are the possibilities (leave a comment if you can think of anything else):
- Crackers somehow has an employee that is stealing credit card information.
- The third party company was wrong, and someone really was able to hack Cracker’s credit card data.
- Another Citrus County establishment has been stealing credit card information, and Crackers was mistakenly pointed out as the culprit.
- Zombies are invading.
Clearly something is going on with Citrus County residents having fraudulent credit card charges, and I definitely believe that these people had all visited Crackers within a certain period of time. But did all of these people visit the Shell Station, or did they all Visit Walgreens as well? No one knows who to point fingers at yet – Crackers is merely following protocol in this investigation. They are being very up front and clear about the circumstances and are willing to give anyone updates at any time.
So what’s the solution? How can Citrus County protect itself from identity theft?
Unfortunately, there isn’t one right now. The only way to remain 100% safe is to drive to the bank, wait in line, withdraw cash, and use your cash everywhere you go in Citrus County. I know I’m not going to use my credit card this weekend. Leave a comment below if you’re still going to use yours.
For updates, please don’t bug me, but rather:
Emily Zastrow, Crackers Manager
352-795-3999
Leave a message and she’ll call you back. (And don’t forget to use cash this weekend!!!)
Only in Citrus County Do We Think Crackers is Dangerous!
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