Dear Dave: You’re screwed. Citrus County style 
-Buster
Dave got POWNED!
Please note: This is a user submitted image, which I posted on good faith. It turns out this picture was not taken in Citrus County. Had his wife found him in Citrus County, I’m sure it would have been a lot worse! Enjoy!
Hi, all,
Buster here! I thought you’d all like to see the best user-submitted content by activity for May 2011.
Here they are!
Bumper Fail - Only in Citrus County!
Cooter Whisperer
Gas Station Fail - Only in Citrus County!
Redneck Wind Chimes
We Buy Hookers - Only in Citrus County
Special thanks to Sheri Masters Salton for hanging up the phone on her friend and snapping off these photos.
What is it???
Only in Citrus County!!!! LOL
Only in Citrus County, FL
Citrus County, FL
Buster here again – someone PLEASE tell me why Anil would have his name on the sign?
Anil Ram?
Gastroenterology?
Super funny.
Only in Citrus County!
Amil Ram, Owner, Gastroenterology
This was sent to me via email from a guy named Paul. Here’s what Paul wrote:
Hello, I have been following you for a while and decided to send these pictures to you. Well actually Crayon Scribe told me I should send them in. .
I was sitting at home this afternoon while the kids were outside riding their bikes when they came to the window and asked me what the neighbors were doing. I looked out only to see them racing each other down the street on their riding lawnmowers. I also saw them actually bang into each other a couple of times as well. Thankfully only one of them had a beer in their hand while they were racing. The one that didn’t have a beer went further down the street than the other. He probably was need another one by that time.
Here’s the best of the three pictures he sent over:
Lawn Mower Racing - Only in Citrus County, FL!
Special thanks to Paul and Search Citrus for sending this in!
Wow, this really would happen in Citrus County LOL. They’re all named Joe. Anyone know how you spell that?
OK, so for those of you don’t know, one of the subscribers to our great Citrus County’s website submitted a picture of a sign – and none of us could read it.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just scroll down to the previous post.
So, of course, I posted the picture to my website and we all got a few laughs.
But then it got better.
The sign had a phone number on it, and one awesome subscriber (Crayon Scribe is the man!) decided to call it to get clarification from the sign. With a little help from a voice changer, and a back story about being one of those Craigslist Prostitutes, Crayon went to town.
He is the man.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely going in for a Muff Cut as soon as I can!
Can anyone tell me what this sign says?
All I know is that it was written by Joe. How do you spell that? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
-Buster
Only in Citrus County Would You See a Sign You Can't Read.
Special thanks to Ira for sending this in.
Who even forgets to take the gas pump nozzle out of their car?
It was probably the guy in the post below. His name is Joe. How do you spell that? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
Or it might have been the guy in the post below the guy below. His Spidey senses forgot to remove the gas pump nozzle. Wow.
I love Citrus County!
Circle K at 491 & 486
Only in Citrus County would you see someone riding a lawn mower to WalMart. His name is Joe. How do you spell Joe? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
Is Joe a bit too drunk to walk?
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