Mathew 5:28 – “Go and Make Disciples… With your RV.” Only in Citrus County, FL!
Does anyone else feel the need for a little Jesus?
Only in Citrus County Fail
Crystal River Business Owner Forced to Remove American Flags. Thoughts?
Crystal River business owner with 2 military children asked to remove flags. She made it to Fox News! What are your thoughts, Citrus County?
Proud to Be an American!
You Don’t Need No Teeth! Only in Citrus County!
Ever been to Champions on 19? I have, and they have some great pulled pork!
But now, it’s better than ever – because you don’t need teeth. What a great advertisement.
Champions BBQ Homosassa, Florida
Guns from a roadside pop-up trailer? Only In Citrus County!
The Mobile Gun Store. Words Cannot Say More... Only In Citrus County!
What Would the Oil Spill Look Like Over Citrus County, FL?
What would the oil spill look like if it happened over our county?
An image of the oil spill overlayed over Citrus County, FL
What Would the Oil Spill Look Like Over Citrus County?
This is an exact outline of the current oil spill in the Gulf. Holy crap.
Original can be found here.
What Rednecks Are Searching For
Recently, I was looking into why people were visiting www.onlyincitruscounty.com. The results were actually pretty funny. Here’s the top 10 search keywords that people are coming to my website from.
1. “Can you buy beer on Sunday in Citrus County Florida.”
Yep, there are 15 people coming to my website each month who are wondering if they can buy beer on Sunday in Citrus County Florida. If people need beer that bad, why don’t they but it on Saturday night just in case? Only in Citrus County Florida.
2. “Citrus County Prostitues” and “Contacting Prostitutes” and “Find Prostitutes in Central Florida.”
Wow, interesting. Most girls in Citrus County don’t even have all their teeth, so why would someone want to PAY for that? 14 people per month are coming to www.onlyincitruscounty.com looking for Prostitutes in Citrus County Florida. Wow. (By the way, the reason people are coming to my site when they’re looking for prostitutes is because of the cell phone Red found that we wrote about. Click here to read that story.
3. “Who got shot in Citrus County, Florida”
Good question. I wonder if people are trying to find out if the person they shot has been found yet?
4. “First time DUI’s Citrus County”
They know they’re going to get a second one, so they want to know what happens during their first.
Citrus County Cop Slams Into Helpless Lady
Wow. Sometimes, that’s really all I can say…
Yesterday, I left my cell phone at home when I went to work. That NEVER happens!
On my way home from work, I saw a police office run a red light and slam into the side of a helpless woman. He hit her so hard that his license plate was actually embedded into the side of her car!
I had to jump out of my car and run into the gas station to grab a disposable camera – sorry for the poor shots, all they had was an underwater camera LOL
This is Joe. How do you spell that? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
If they can't read, they certainly shouldn't be driving a police cruiser and carrying a gun.
Yeah, that's Joe's front license plate. I'm pretty sure it's never coming out.
It's custom.
Now THIS Is Ridiculous
12 Top reasons to move to Citrus County?
Is this guy joking?
http://www.prlog.org/10509249-12-top-reasons-to-retire-in-citrus-county-florida.html
This is absolutely absurd. Give me a week and I’ll find him and kill him. His name has GOT to be Joe. How do you spell that?
Rednecks, Lighters, and Fireworks?
Wow, only in Citrus County. This guy’s name has GOT to be Joe, spelled, “d-u-m-b-a-s-s.” Cool, Joe, real cool.
Redneck Joe with a lighter, and fireworks?
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