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	<title>Only In Citrus County, Florida &#187; Scary Stuff</title>
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		<title>Mobile WHAT Service??? ONLY IN CITRUS COUNTY! LOL</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2012/01/mobile-what-service-only-in-citrus-county-lol/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 20:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scary Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sign Fail]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[enema service]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do these guys do all day? Go around giving enemas?
&#8220;Could you hurry up please? I have 5 more stops on this street!&#8221;
LOL Only in Citrus County!!!
Special thanks to Jennifer Clinton for sending this in. Keep them coming, Jennifer!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do these guys do all day? Go around giving enemas?</p>
<p>&#8220;Could you hurry up please? I have 5 more stops on this street!&#8221;</p>
<p>LOL Only in Citrus County!!!</p>
<div id="attachment_694" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 339px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-694" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2012/01/mobile-what-service-only-in-citrus-county-lol/mobile-enema-service/"><img class="size-full wp-image-694" title="mobile-enema-service" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/mobile-enema-service.jpg" alt="Mobile Enema Service" width="329" height="440" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Mobile Enema Service</p></div>
<p>Special thanks to <a href="http://www.facebook.com/jenniferclinton428">Jennifer Clinton</a> for sending this in. Keep them coming, Jennifer!</p>
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		<title>ZOMBIE RACCOON! Only in Citrus County!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/10/zombie-raccoon-only-in-citrus-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Oct 2011 20:12:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<title>Closed, Sorry! HAHAHAHA McDonalds FAIL! Only in Citrus County!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/mcdonalds-fail/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/mcdonalds-fail/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jul 2011 17:20:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, are you serious?
The person who wrote this was named Joe.
How do you spell that?
D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
Special thanks to Laura Ames for sending this picture in!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, are you serious?</p>
<p>The person who wrote this was named Joe.</p>
<p>How do you spell that?</p>
<p>D-u-m-b-a-s-s.</p>
<div id="attachment_612" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 383px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-612" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/mcdonalds-fail/mcdonalds-fail/"><img class="size-full wp-image-612" title="mcdonalds-fail" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/mcdonalds-fail.jpg" alt="McDonalds Fail, Only in Citrus County" width="373" height="493" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">McDonalds Fail, Only in Citrus County</p></div>
<p>Special thanks to <a href="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001237955656">Laura Ames</a> for sending this picture in!</p>
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		<title>LOL Only in Citrus County, FL &#8211; Best of June 2011</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 10:32:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bored in Citrus County]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Church Sign Fail]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, there are some winners in here! (And some fails!) Leave your comments below!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, there are some winners in here! (And some fails!) Leave your comments below!</p>
<div id="attachment_593" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 379px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-593" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/1-i-love-my-cooter/"><img class="size-full wp-image-593" title="1-i-love-my-cooter" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1-i-love-my-cooter.jpg" alt="Only in Citrus County Does Someone Love Cooters THIS MUCH! " width="369" height="487" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Only in Citrus County Does Someone Love Cooters THIS MUCH! </p></div>
<div id="attachment_594" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 343px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-594" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/1-2-sheriff-fail/"><img class="size-full wp-image-594" title="1-2-sheriff-fail" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/1-2-sheriff-fail.jpg" alt="Oops! Probably Tried to Take it Mudding" width="333" height="275" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Oops! Probably Tried to Take it Mudding</p></div>
<div id="attachment_595" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-595" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/2-randy-boutwell/"><img class="size-full wp-image-595" title="2-randy-boutwell" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/2-randy-boutwell.jpg" alt="C'mon, Randy, Pay Your Bills!" width="580" height="294" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">C&#39;mon, Randy, Pay Your Bills!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_596" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 565px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-596" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/3-1-splatter-zone/"><img class="size-full wp-image-596" title="3-1-splatter-zone" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/3-1-splatter-zone.jpg" alt="Watch Out for the Splatter Zone! Only in Citrus County!!" width="555" height="477" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Watch Out for the Splatter Zone! Only in Citrus County!!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_597" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 383px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-597" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/3-manatee-lanes/"><img class="size-full wp-image-597" title="3-manatee-lanes" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/3-manatee-lanes.jpg" alt="Anyone Want Little Boy? Sign Fail at Manatee Lanes" width="373" height="415" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Anyone Want Little Boy? Sign Fail at Manatee Lanes</p></div>
<div id="attachment_598" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-598" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/4-boat-bra/"><img class="size-full wp-image-598" title="4-boat-bra" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/4-boat-bra.jpg" alt="Forgot Something? Only in Citrus County!" width="580" height="399" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Forgot Something? Only in Citrus County!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_599" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 444px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-599" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/5-burr-niga/"><img class="size-full wp-image-599" title="5-burr-niga" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/5-burr-niga.jpg" alt="What the Heck is This??" width="434" height="245" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">What the Heck is This??</p></div>
<div id="attachment_600" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 436px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-600" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/6-hawg-wild/"><img class="size-full wp-image-600" title="6-hawg-wild" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/6-hawg-wild.jpg" alt="Woot Woot! Hawwwwwwwg Willllllld!" width="426" height="232" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Woot Woot! Hawwwwwwwg Willllllld!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_601" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-601" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/7-fathers-day-fail/"><img class="size-full wp-image-601" title="7-fathers-day-fail" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/7-fathers-day-fail.jpg" alt="Bug Dinner Buffet, Anyone? Only in Citrus County!" width="580" height="411" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Bug Dinner Buffet, Anyone? Only in Citrus County!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_602" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-602" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/8-hello/"><img class="size-full wp-image-602" title="8-hello" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/8-hello.jpg" alt="What the Hell? Only in Citrus County!" width="580" height="349" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">What the Hell? Only in Citrus County!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_603" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-603" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/9-shaggin-wagon/"><img class="size-full wp-image-603" title="9-shaggin-wagon" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/9-shaggin-wagon.jpg" alt="Shaggin Wagon! Only in Citrus County, FL!" width="580" height="241" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Shaggin Wagon! Only in Citrus County, FL!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_604" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-604" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/10-show-you-our-wiener/"><img class="size-full wp-image-604" title="10-show-you-our-wiener" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/10-show-you-our-wiener.jpg" alt="No, Please Don't Show Us. We'll Pay You Not to. Only in Citrus County!" width="580" height="396" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">No, Please Don&#39;t Show Us. We&#39;ll Pay You Not to. Only in Citrus County!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_605" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 559px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-605" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/07/best-of-rednecks-june-2011/11-toilet/"><img class="size-full wp-image-605" title="11-toilet" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/11-toilet.jpg" alt="Only in Citrus County!!!" width="549" height="365" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Only in Citrus County!!!</p></div>
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		<title>Only in Citrus County &#8211; Best of May 2011</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/05/only-in-citrus-county-best-of-may-2011/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/05/only-in-citrus-county-best-of-may-2011/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 May 2011 14:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bored in Citrus County]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, all,
Buster here!  I thought you&#8217;d all like to see the best user-submitted content by activity for May 2011.
Here they are!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi, all,</p>
<p>Buster here!  I thought you&#8217;d all like to see the best user-submitted content by activity for May 2011.</p>
<p>Here they are!</p>
<div id="attachment_550" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-550" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/05/only-in-citrus-county-best-of-may-2011/bumper-fail-citrus-county/"><img class="size-full wp-image-550" title="bumper-fail-citrus-county" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/bumper-fail-citrus-county.jpg" alt="Bumper Fail - Only in Citrus County!" width="580" height="434" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Bumper Fail - Only in Citrus County!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_551" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-551" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/05/only-in-citrus-county-best-of-may-2011/cooter-whisperer/"><img class="size-full wp-image-551" title="cooter-whisperer" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/cooter-whisperer.jpg" alt="Cooter Whisperer" width="580" height="386" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Cooter Whisperer</p></div>
<div id="attachment_552" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 548px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-552" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/05/only-in-citrus-county-best-of-may-2011/gas-station-fail-citrus-county/"><img class="size-full wp-image-552" title="gas-station-fail-citrus-county" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/gas-station-fail-citrus-county.jpg" alt="Gas Station Fail - Only in Citrus County!" width="538" height="720" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Gas Station Fail - Only in Citrus County!</p></div>
<div id="attachment_553" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 548px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-553" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/05/only-in-citrus-county-best-of-may-2011/redneck-wind-chimes/"><img class="size-full wp-image-553" title="redneck-wind-chimes" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/redneck-wind-chimes.jpg" alt="Redneck Wind Chimes" width="538" height="720" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Redneck Wind Chimes</p></div>
<div id="attachment_554" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-554" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/05/only-in-citrus-county-best-of-may-2011/we-buy-hookers/"><img class="size-full wp-image-554" title="we-buy-hookers" src="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/we-buy-hookers.jpg" alt="We Buy Hookers - Only in Citrus County " width="580" height="386" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">We Buy Hookers - Only in Citrus County </p></div>
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		<title>Dude, Why Would You Put This On Your Sign?? LOL Only in Citrus County, FL!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/04/citrus-gastroenterology/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/04/citrus-gastroenterology/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 19:30:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scary Stuff]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Amil Ram]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Buster here again &#8211; someone PLEASE tell me why Anil would have his name on the sign?
Anil Ram?
Gastroenterology?
Super funny.
Only in Citrus County!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Buster here again &#8211; someone PLEASE tell me why Anil would have his name on the sign?</p>
<p>Anil Ram?</p>
<p>Gastroenterology?</p>
<p>Super funny.</p>
<p>Only in Citrus County!</p>
<div id="attachment_502" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 214px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-502" href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/04/citrus-gastroenterology/gastroenterology/"><img class="size-full wp-image-502" title="gastroenterology" src="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/gastroenterology.JPG" alt="Amil Ram, Owner, Gastroenterology" width="204" height="225" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Amil Ram, Owner, Gastroenterology</p></div>
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		<title>What&#8217;s Better for Your Kids? Citrus County Arsenic or Citrus County Bacteria?</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/03/whats-better-for-your-kids-citrus-county-arsenic-or-citrus-county-bacteria/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/03/whats-better-for-your-kids-citrus-county-arsenic-or-citrus-county-bacteria/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Mar 2011 20:36:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Or moving to Tampa?
Only in Citrus County would we have signs such as these.
Nice.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or moving to Tampa?<br />
Only in Citrus County would we have signs such as these.</p>
<div id="attachment_489" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-489" href="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/03/whats-better-for-your-kids-citrus-county-arsenic-or-citrus-county-bacteria/citrus-county-swimming/"><img class="size-full wp-image-489" title="citrus-county-swimming" src="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/citrus-county-swimming.JPG" alt="Citrus County is DIRTY." width="580" height="435" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Citrus County is DIRTY.</p></div>
<div id="attachment_488" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-488" href="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/03/whats-better-for-your-kids-citrus-county-arsenic-or-citrus-county-bacteria/arsenic/"><img class="size-full wp-image-488" title="arsenic" src="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/arsenic.JPG" alt="Only in Citrus County Do We Let Our Kids Play With Arsenic" width="580" height="406" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Only in Citrus County Do We Let Our Kids Play With Arsenic</p></div>
<p>Nice.</p>
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		<title>Citrus County Fireworks Safety Video</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/03/citrus-county-fireworks-safety-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 23:51:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Proving that Citrus County begins a lack of education at a very early age.
Please DO NOT try this at home! On account of what can obviously happen if you do. If you&#8217;re not sure of exactly what that is then all you have to do is press play to find out.
Only in Citrus County!

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: arial,sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;">Proving that Citrus County begins a lack of education at a very early age.<br />
Please DO NOT try this at home! On account of what can obviously happen if you do. If you&#8217;re not sure of exactly what that is then all you have to do is press play to find out.<br />
Only in Citrus County!<br />
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<p><a href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/03/citrus-county-fireworks-safety-video/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
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		<title>Bring Your Own Banana, Save a Buck &#8211; Neapolitan, Which is Only in Citrus County!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/02/bring-your-own-banana-save-a-buck-neapolitan-which-is-only-in-citrus-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Feb 2011 16:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Guys, I know times are tough right now, but seriously?
Anyways, I don&#8217;t know about you all, but I bring my banana where ever I go  
Only in Citrus County!
Special thanks to Joseph Ives for submitting this photo.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Guys, I know times are tough right now, but seriously?</p>
<p>Anyways, I don&#8217;t know about you all, but I bring my banana where ever I go <img src='http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Only in Citrus County!</p>
<div id="attachment_461" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-461" href="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/02/bring-your-own-banana-save-a-buck-neapolitan-which-is-only-in-citrus-county/neapolitan-citrus-county/"><img class="size-full wp-image-461" title="neapolitan-citrus-county" src="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/neapolitan-citrus-county.JPG" alt="Neapolitan Citrus County, FL" width="580" height="553" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Neapolitan Citrus County, FL</p></div>
<p>Special thanks to <a href="http://www.facebook.com/joseph.ives">Joseph Ives</a> for submitting this photo.</p>
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		<title>What Are They Doing to That Tractor??! &#8211; Only in Citrus County, FL</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/02/what-are-they-doing-to-that-tractor-only-in-citrus-county-fl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Feb 2011 23:29:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wow, this really would happen in Citrus County LOL.  They&#8217;re all named Joe.  Anyone know how you spell that?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow, this really would happen in Citrus County LOL.  They&#8217;re all named Joe.  Anyone know how you spell that?</p>
<p style="text-align: center;"><p><a href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/02/what-are-they-doing-to-that-tractor-only-in-citrus-county-fl/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p></p>
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