Mystery Sign Explained… and it’s better than you thought! Only in Citrus County!

OK, so for those of you don’t know, one of the subscribers to our great Citrus County’s website submitted a picture of a sign – and none of us could read it.

If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just scroll down to the previous post.

So, of course, I posted the picture to my website and we all got a few laughs.

But then it got better.

The sign had a phone number on it, and one awesome subscriber (Crayon Scribe is the man!) decided to call it to get clarification from the sign.  With a little help from a voice changer, and a back story about being one of those Craigslist Prostitutes, Crayon went to town.

He is the man.

Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely going in for a Muff Cut as soon as I can!

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What the Heck? Only In Citrus County

I caught this on someone’s Facebook page who lives in Citrus County.  Amazing.

Only in Citrus County!

Only in Citrus County!

A Homosassa Teacher Gave a Student WHAT??!

Teacher accidentally gives porn DVD to student

HOMOSASSA, Fla. — A Citrus County elementary student accidentally received a pornographic DVD from her teacher.

The sheriff’s office reports that the girl’s second-grade teacher had made 19 photo CDs for all the students in her class at Rock Crusher Elementary School. The CDs included pictures of the students throughout the year.

But when the 8-year-old girl went to play the disc Tuesday, adults on screen began to take their clothes off. A 12-year-old boy who was with the girl reportedly turned off the movie and told his mother.

Deputies found no pornography on the other 18 discs.

The teacher and her husband told investigators that the husband helped make the discs, and the adult DVD was his.

No criminal charges were anticipated, but the school was doing its own investigation.

Here you go, kids!

Here you go, kids!

FAIL!
But I hope the teacher didn’t look like this girl!  The kids would be damaged for LIFE.

Wow, this is would happen Only In Citrus County.

Original link here: http://www.nwfdailynews.com/articles/porn-29435-accidentally-student.html

Blame what? The ankle bracelet? The dark roots? The Daisy Dukes?

Blame what? The ankle bracelet? The dark roots? The Daisy Dukes?

Blame what? The ankle bracelet? The dark roots? The Daisy Dukes?

Mercedes Called, They would like you to remove that immediately

Only in Citrus County.

At the Circus Tent

At the Circus Tent

Girls Gone Wild In Citrus County Missed Her!

She missed her chance on Girls Gone Wild.  This is a woman from Citrus County, Florida singing Sweet Home Alabama.  She’s amazing!

Special thanks to Denis Love for submitting this video.

Girls Gone Wild!!! Wait… In Citrus County?!?!?!

I heard a rumor on Friday night that Girls Gone Wild were on tour looking for the most beautiful girl in America.

What the heck where they doing in Citrus County?

Their headline should have been, “Girls Gone… er… to Find Teeth!”

Alas, they were here, and a friend of mine snapped these pictures of the bus high-tailing it out of the county… I’m sure for good.

Girls Gone Wild Bus Leaving Citrus County, FL

Girls Gone Wild Bus Leaving Citrus County, FL

Girls Gone Wild Bus Leaving Citrus County, FL

Girls Gone Wild Bus Leaving Citrus County, FL

What the heckkkk???

I don’t really even know what to say about this one.  I’ve got no clue.

I work here in Citrus County at a blue collar job here in Citrus County that has NOTHING to do with farm animals or rednecks.

I received this letter, addressed exactly to me, yesterday.

What the heckkkkkk??

Only in Citrus County.

Anyone wanna go half-sies?

Anyone wanna go half-sies?

Redneck Mailbox Revenge

This peculiar mailbox was spotted driving down a side road in Old Homosassa the other day. Take note of the dent on the top:

Redneck mailbox - notice the dent in the top.

Redneck mailbox - notice the dent in the top.

Now, have a look at the owner’s response, located just above the mailbox:

This guy's name is definitely not Joe.  The kids who smashed in his mailbox are named Joe.

This guy's name is definitely not Joe. The kids who smashed in his mailbox are named Joe.

Only in Citrus County.

Why Does This Stuff Happen to Us?? Found Cell Phone, Guy Looking for Prostitute

I still don’t understand why this stuff happens to Red and I.  It’s so crazy, but oh well, it gives us something to write about and entertain your bored behinds.

So, Red was cruising down the street, and he sees a BlackBerry Curve case on the side of the road. (No, he doesn’t normally stop to pick up trash on the side of the road, but I have a BlackBerry Curve so he noticed it right away.)

Anyways, if you read this blog enough, you know that Red and I have a knack for helping people. We always seem to be at the right time and the right place.  This was no difference – he nabbed this phone and drove home. Immediately after getting home, he searched through the contacts to find someone to call so that we could give the phone back.

He called the listing for, “Mom”, and spoke to an older woman who was desperate to get the phone back.

Well, I came home from work, and of course, I couldn’t give this phone back without first going through it and looking for something interesting to put on the website.  WE FOUND IT, and it was better than we could imagine!

In the inbox for emails, there was nothing except for this (names changed to protect the not-so-innocent):

On Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 7:14 PM, Joe D-u-m-b-a-s-s  wrote:

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY — AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY

** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home

** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping

** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

Trisha, my name is Joe D-u-m-b-a-s-s age 54…Do I qualify…if so please respond and see what we can do

http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cas/1592072424.html

this message was remailed to you via: pers-yjszn-1592072424@craigslist.org

Hi sweetie…I’m so glad to see that you’re interested in me!Here are some pics… Be sure to tell me what you think, and maybe we can set something up for tonight… ;0)$$ xoxoxoxoxoLove Trisha
On Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 7:14 PM, James Black  wrote:
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY — AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
Trisha, my name is Michael age 54…Do I qualify…if so please respond and see what we can do
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cas/1592072424.html
this message was remailed to you via: pers-yjszn-1592072424@craigslist.org

Hi sweetie…I’m so glad to see that you’re interested in me!Here are some pics… Be sure to tell me what you think, and maybe we can set something up for tonight… ;0)$$$ xoxoxoxoxoLove Trisha


I didn’t change the prostitute’s name.  I thought she might want some advertising :)

Did you notice the three dollar signs in her reply?  Yes, she absolutely wants money, Mr. Joe, you 54-year-old scary man!

Wow… Only in Citrus County.

Joe's Phone Used to Contact Prostitutes

Joe's Phone Used to Contact Prostitutes