Yeah, Only in Citrus County do we love the Cooter.
Actually, most redneck counties love the Cooter.
But Only in Citrus County do we have a Cooter Fest 
Eat More Cooter!
Special thanks to Linda Caccamo for submitting this awesome picture.
OK, so for those of you don’t know, one of the subscribers to our great Citrus County’s website submitted a picture of a sign – and none of us could read it.
If you don’t know what I’m talking about, just scroll down to the previous post.
So, of course, I posted the picture to my website and we all got a few laughs.
But then it got better.
The sign had a phone number on it, and one awesome subscriber (Crayon Scribe is the man!) decided to call it to get clarification from the sign. With a little help from a voice changer, and a back story about being one of those Craigslist Prostitutes, Crayon went to town.
He is the man.
Now, I don’t know about you, but I’m definitely going in for a Muff Cut as soon as I can!
Can anyone tell me what this sign says?
All I know is that it was written by Joe. How do you spell that? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
-Buster
Only in Citrus County Would You See a Sign You Can't Read.
Special thanks to Ira for sending this in.
Redneck Sign - Citrus County, FL
Personally, I think it’s a waste of time – people have already LOST their teeth.
Only in Citrus County.
She missed her chance on Girls Gone Wild. This is a woman from Citrus County, Florida singing Sweet Home Alabama. She’s amazing!
Special thanks to Denis Love for submitting this video.
I heard a rumor on Friday night that Girls Gone Wild were on tour looking for the most beautiful girl in America.
What the heck where they doing in Citrus County?
Their headline should have been, “Girls Gone… er… to Find Teeth!”
Alas, they were here, and a friend of mine snapped these pictures of the bus high-tailing it out of the county… I’m sure for good.
Girls Gone Wild Bus Leaving Citrus County, FL
Girls Gone Wild Bus Leaving Citrus County, FL
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