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	<title>Only In Citrus County, Florida &#187; Whats Going On in Citrus County</title>
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	<description>Just another cynical blogger...</description>
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		<title>Eat More Cooter! HAHA Only in Citrus County!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/03/eat-more-cooter-haha-only-in-citrus-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2011 01:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cooter fest]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, Only in Citrus County do we love the Cooter.
Actually, most redneck counties love the Cooter.
But Only in Citrus County do we have a Cooter Fest  
Special thanks to Linda Caccamo for submitting this awesome picture.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah, Only in Citrus County do we love the Cooter.</p>
<p>Actually, most redneck counties love the Cooter.</p>
<p>But Only in Citrus County do we have a Cooter Fest <img src='http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<div id="attachment_494" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-494" href="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/03/eat-more-cooter-haha-only-in-citrus-county/eat-more-cooter/"><img class="size-full wp-image-494" title="eat-more-cooter" src="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/eat-more-cooter.jpg" alt="Eat More Cooter!" width="580" height="435" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Eat More Cooter!</p></div>
<p>Special thanks to <a href="http://www.facebook.com/bamistress">Linda Caccamo</a> for submitting this awesome picture.</p>
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		<title>Mystery Sign Explained&#8230; and it&#8217;s better than you thought! Only in Citrus County!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/02/mystery-sign-explained-and-its-better-than-you-thought-only-in-citrus-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 05:46:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[OK, so for those of you don&#8217;t know, one of the subscribers to our great Citrus County&#8217;s website submitted a picture of a sign &#8211; and none of us could read it.
If you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m talking about, just scroll down to the previous post.
So, of course, I posted the picture to my website [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, so for those of you don&#8217;t know, one of the subscribers to our great Citrus County&#8217;s website submitted a picture of a sign &#8211; and none of us could read it.</p>
<p>If you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m talking about, just scroll down to the previous post.</p>
<p>So, of course, I posted the picture to my website and we all got a few laughs.</p>
<p>But then it got better.</p>
<p>The sign had a phone number on it, and one awesome subscriber (<a href="http://www.facebook.com/crayon.scribe">Crayon Scribe</a> is the man!) decided to call it to get clarification from the sign.  With a little help from a voice changer, and a back story about being one of those <a href="http://www.craigslistprostitutes.com">Craigslist Prostitutes</a>, Crayon went to town.</p>
<p>He is the man.</p>
<p>Now, I don&#8217;t know about you, but I&#8217;m definitely going in for a Muff Cut as soon as I can!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/02/mystery-sign-explained-and-its-better-than-you-thought-only-in-citrus-county/"><em>Click here to view the embedded video.</em></a></p>
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		<title>What the Heck Does This Sign Say???? LOL Only in Citrus County!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/02/what-the-heck-does-this-sign-say-lol-only-in-citrus-county/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Feb 2011 23:02:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Silly Rednecks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can anyone tell me what this sign says?
All I know is that it was written by Joe.  How do you spell that?  D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
-Buster
Special thanks to Ira for sending this in.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can anyone tell me what this sign says?</p>
<p>All I know is that it was written by Joe.  How do you spell that?  D-u-m-b-a-s-s.</p>
<p>-Buster</p>
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<p>Special thanks to <a href="http://www.facebook.com/IraWilsonProH2o">Ira</a> for sending this in.<a href="http://www.facebook.com/IraWilsonProH2o"></a></p>
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		<title>About to Lose Your Teeth? I Love Citrus County Advertising!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2010/10/about-to-lose-your-teeth-i-love-citrus-county-advertising/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Oct 2010 18:21:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Silly Rednecks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[nother great ad marketing to Citrus County residents whom are about to lose their teeth.
Personally, I think it&#8217;s a waste of time &#8211; people have already LOST their teeth.  
Only in Citrus County.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_304" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 224px"><a href="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/2010/10/about-to-lose-your-teeth-i-love-citrus-county-advertising/19059_100918359941459_100000698866828_27470_7600872_n/" rel="attachment wp-att-304"><img src="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/19059_100918359941459_100000698866828_27470_7600872_n.jpg" alt="Redneck Sign - Citrus County, FL" title="Redneck Sign - Citrus County, FL" width="214" height="320" class="size-full wp-image-304" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Redneck Sign - Citrus County, FL</p></div>Another great ad marketing to Citrus County residents whom are about to lose their teeth.</p>
<p>Personally, I think it&#8217;s a waste of time &#8211; people have already LOST their teeth.  </p>
<p>Only in Citrus County.</p>
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		<title>Girls Gone Wild In Citrus County Missed Her!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2010/09/girls-gone-wild-in-citrus-county-missed-her/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 00:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Scary Stuff]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[She missed her chance on Girls Gone Wild.  This is a woman from Citrus County, Florida singing Sweet Home Alabama.  She&#8217;s amazing!

Special thanks to Denis Love for submitting this video.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>She missed her chance on Girls Gone Wild.  This is a woman from Citrus County, Florida singing Sweet Home Alabama.  She&#8217;s amazing!</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/taJCPf_q70Y?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/taJCPf_q70Y?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
<p>Special thanks to Denis Love for submitting this video.</p>
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		<title>Girls Gone Wild!!! Wait&#8230; In Citrus County?!?!?!</title>
		<link>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2010/05/girls-gone-wild-wait-in-citrus-county/</link>
		<comments>http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/2010/05/girls-gone-wild-wait-in-citrus-county/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 17:19:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I heard a rumor on Friday night that Girls Gone Wild were on tour looking for the most beautiful girl in America.
What the heck where they doing in Citrus County?
Their headline should have been, &#8220;Girls Gone&#8230; er&#8230; to Find Teeth!&#8221;
Alas, they were here, and a friend of mine snapped these pictures of the bus high-tailing [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I heard a rumor on Friday night that Girls Gone Wild were on tour looking for the most beautiful girl in America.</p>
<p>What the heck where they doing in Citrus County?</p>
<p>Their headline should have been, &#8220;Girls Gone&#8230; er&#8230; to Find Teeth!&#8221;</p>
<p>Alas, they were here, and a friend of mine snapped these pictures of the bus high-tailing it out of the county&#8230; I&#8217;m sure for good.</p>
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