Walmart on a Riding Lawn Mower??? Only in Citrus County!
Only in Citrus County would you see someone riding a lawn mower to WalMart. His name is Joe. How do you spell Joe? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
Is Joe a bit too drunk to walk?
Only In Citrus County – Shianos Gets Owned
Hi, all!
I’m not really sure what’s going on here, but I know Shianos must be serving more than pizza. A few pissed off protesters have been rallying the past couple of days against Shianos. Anyone know whats going on?
On another note, what are the chances that these people find a replacement job in Citrus County after protesting Shiano’s? I think NONE.
Shianos Protest - Citrus County
I'm pretty sure these people are just being stupid.
Shiano's Homosassa, Florida - STUPID PROTESTERS
Why Does This Stuff Happen to Us?? Found Cell Phone, Guy Looking for Prostitute
I still don’t understand why this stuff happens to Red and I. It’s so crazy, but oh well, it gives us something to write about and entertain your bored behinds.
So, Red was cruising down the street, and he sees a BlackBerry Curve case on the side of the road. (No, he doesn’t normally stop to pick up trash on the side of the road, but I have a BlackBerry Curve so he noticed it right away.)
Anyways, if you read this blog enough, you know that Red and I have a knack for helping people. We always seem to be at the right time and the right place. This was no difference – he nabbed this phone and drove home. Immediately after getting home, he searched through the contacts to find someone to call so that we could give the phone back.
He called the listing for, “Mom”, and spoke to an older woman who was desperate to get the phone back.
Well, I came home from work, and of course, I couldn’t give this phone back without first going through it and looking for something interesting to put on the website. WE FOUND IT, and it was better than we could imagine!
In the inbox for emails, there was nothing except for this (names changed to protect the not-so-innocent):
On Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 7:14 PM, Joe D-u-m-b-a-s-s wrote:
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY — AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
Trisha, my name is Joe D-u-m-b-a-s-s age 54…Do I qualify…if so please respond and see what we can do
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cas/1592072424.html
this message was remailed to you via: pers-yjszn-1592072424@craigslist.org
Hi sweetie…I’m so glad to see that you’re interested in me!Here are some pics… Be sure to tell me what you think, and maybe we can set something up for tonight… ;0)$$ xoxoxoxoxoLove Trisha
On Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 7:14 PM, James Black wrote:
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY — AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY
** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html
Trisha, my name is Michael age 54…Do I qualify…if so please respond and see what we can do
http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cas/1592072424.html
this message was remailed to you via: pers-yjszn-1592072424@craigslist.org
Hi sweetie…I’m so glad to see that you’re interested in me!Here are some pics… Be sure to tell me what you think, and maybe we can set something up for tonight… ;0)$$$ xoxoxoxoxoLove Trisha
I didn’t change the prostitute’s name. I thought she might want some advertising 
Did you notice the three dollar signs in her reply? Yes, she absolutely wants money, Mr. Joe, you 54-year-old scary man!
Wow… Only in Citrus County.
Joe's Phone Used to Contact Prostitutes
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