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	<title>Only In Citrus County, Florida &#187; fl</title>
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		<title>Walmart on a Riding Lawn Mower??? Only in Citrus County!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Feb 2011 05:14:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Only in Citrus County would you see someone riding a lawn mower to WalMart.  His name is Joe.  How do you spell Joe?  D-u-m-b-a-s-s.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Only in Citrus County would you see someone riding a lawn mower to WalMart.  His name is Joe.  How do you spell Joe?  D-u-m-b-a-s-s.</p>
<div id="attachment_421" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-421" href="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/2011/02/joe-on-a-riding-lawn-mower-only-in-citrus-county/lawnmower-to-walmart/"><img class="size-full wp-image-421" title="lawnmower-to-walmart" src="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/lawnmower-to-walmart.jpg" alt="Is Joe a bit too drunk to walk?" width="580" height="327" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Is Joe a bit too drunk to walk?</p></div>
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		<title>Only In Citrus County &#8211; Shianos Gets Owned</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 01:14:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hi, all!
I&#8217;m not really sure what&#8217;s going on here, but I know Shianos must be serving more than pizza.  A few pissed off protesters have been rallying the past couple of days against Shianos.  Anyone know whats going on?
On another note, what are the chances that these people find a replacement job in Citrus County [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hi, all!</p>
<p>I&#8217;m not really sure what&#8217;s going on here, but I know Shianos must be serving more than pizza.  A few pissed off protesters have been rallying the past couple of days against Shianos.  Anyone know whats going on?</p>
<p><strong>On another note, what are the chances that these people find a replacement job in Citrus County after protesting Shiano&#8217;s?  I think NONE.</strong></p>
<div id="attachment_264" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-264" href="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/2010/04/only-in-citrus-county-shianos-gets-ow-publish-preview-status-draft-edit-ok-cancel-visibility-public-edit-public-stick-this-post-to-the-front-page-password-protected-password-private-ok-cancel-pu/100_3147/"><img class="size-large wp-image-264" title="Shianos Protest - Citrus County" src="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/100_3147-1024x768.jpg" alt="Shianos Protest - Citrus County" width="580" height="435" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Shianos Protest - Citrus County</p></div>
<div id="attachment_265" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 590px"><a rel="attachment wp-att-265" href="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/2010/04/only-in-citrus-county-shianos-gets-ow-publish-preview-status-draft-edit-ok-cancel-visibility-public-edit-public-stick-this-post-to-the-front-page-password-protected-password-private-ok-cancel-pu/100_3148/"><img class="size-large wp-image-265" title="Protesters Outside Shianos" src="http://onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/100_3148-1024x768.jpg" alt="I'm pretty sure these people are just being stupid.  " width="580" height="435" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I&#39;m pretty sure these people are just being stupid.  </p></div>
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		<title>Why Does This Stuff Happen to Us?? Found Cell Phone, Guy Looking for Prostitute</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 16:18:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Buster</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I still don&#8217;t understand why this stuff happens to Red and I.  It&#8217;s so crazy, but oh well, it gives us something to write about and entertain your bored behinds.
So, Red was cruising down the street, and he sees a BlackBerry Curve case on the side of the road. (No, he doesn&#8217;t normally stop to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>I still don&#8217;t understand</strong> why this stuff happens to Red and I.  It&#8217;s so crazy, but oh well, it gives us something to write about and entertain your bored behinds.</p>
<p>So, Red was cruising down the street, and he sees a <strong>BlackBerry Curve case on the side of the road. </strong>(No, he doesn&#8217;t <em>normally</em> stop to pick up trash on the side of the road, but I have a BlackBerry Curve so he noticed it right away.)</p>
<p>Anyways, if you read this blog enough, you know that <strong>Red and I have a knack for helping people.</strong> We always seem to be at the right time and the right place.  This was no difference &#8211; <strong>he nabbed this phone and drove home. </strong>Immediately after getting home, he searched through the contacts to find someone to call so that we could give the phone back.</p>
<p>He called the listing for, &#8220;Mom&#8221;, and spoke to an older woman who was desperate to get the phone back.</p>
<p>Well, I came home from work, and of course, I <strong>couldn&#8217;t give this phone back without first going through it </strong>and looking for something interesting to put on the website.  <strong>WE FOUND IT,</strong> and it was better than we could imagine!</p>
<p>In the inbox for emails, there was nothing except for this (names changed to protect the not-so-innocent):</p>
<blockquote><p><em>On Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 7:14 PM, Joe D-u-m-b-a-s-s  wrote:</em></p>
<p><em>** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY &#8212; AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY</em></p>
<p><em>** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home</em></p>
<p><em>** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping</em></p>
<p><em>** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html</em></p>
<p><strong>Trisha, my name is Joe D-u-m-b-a-s-s age 54&#8230;Do I qualify&#8230;if so please respond and see what we can do</strong></p>
<p><em>http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cas/1592072424.html</em></p>
<p><em>this message was remailed to you via: pers-yjszn-1592072424@craigslist.org</em></p></blockquote>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 255px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Hi sweetie&#8230;I&#8217;m so glad to see that you&#8217;re interested in me!Here are some pics&#8230; Be sure to tell me what you think, and maybe we can set something up for tonight&#8230; ;0)$$ xoxoxoxoxoLove Trisha</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 255px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">On Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 7:14 PM, James Black  wrote:</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 255px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY &#8212; AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 255px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 255px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 255px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 255px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">Trisha, my name is Michael age 54&#8230;Do I qualify&#8230;if so please respond and see what we can do</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 255px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cas/1592072424.html</div>
<div id="_mcePaste" style="position: absolute; left: -10000px; top: 255px; width: 1px; height: 1px; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden;">this message was remailed to you via: pers-yjszn-1592072424@craigslist.org</div>
<blockquote><p><strong>Hi sweetie&#8230;I&#8217;m so glad to see that you&#8217;re interested in me!Here are some pics&#8230; Be sure to tell me what you think, and maybe we can set something up for tonight&#8230; ;0)$$$ xoxoxoxoxoLove Trisha</strong></p>
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<p>I didn&#8217;t change the prostitute&#8217;s name.  I thought she might want some advertising <img src='http://www.onlyincitruscounty.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Did you notice the three dollar signs in her reply?  Yes, she absolutely wants money, Mr. Joe, you 54-year-old scary man!</p>
<p><strong>Wow&#8230; Only in Citrus County.</strong></p>
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