I’m not really sure what’s going on here, but I know Shianos must be serving more than pizza.  A few pissed off protesters have been rallying the past couple of days against Shianos.  Anyone know whats going on?

On another note, what are the chances that these people find a replacement job in Citrus County after protesting Shiano’s?  I think NONE.

Shianos Protest - Citrus County

I'm pretty sure these people are just being stupid.

Shiano's Homosassa, Florida - STUPID PROTESTERS

1. “Can you buy beer on Sunday in Citrus County Florida.”

Yep, there are 15 people coming to my website each month who are wondering if they can buy beer on Sunday in Citrus County Florida.  If people need beer that bad, why don’t they but it on Saturday night just in case?  Only in Citrus County Florida.

2. “Citrus County Prostitues” and “Contacting Prostitutes” and “Find Prostitutes in Central Florida.”

Wow, interesting.  Most girls in Citrus County don’t even have all their teeth, so why would someone want to PAY for that?  14 people per month are coming to www.onlyincitruscounty.com looking for Prostitutes in Citrus County Florida.  Wow.  (By the way, the reason people are coming to my site when they’re looking for prostitutes is because of the cell phone Red found that we wrote about.  Click here to read that story.

3. “Who got shot in Citrus County, Florida”

Good question.  I wonder if people are trying to find out if the person they shot has been found yet?

4. “First time DUI’s Citrus County”

They know they’re going to get a second one, so they want to know what happens during their first.

Joe is the only guy on the planet who would have the word “Heifer” as his license plate.

How do you spell Joe? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.

Only In Citrus County.

This is Joe's Cadilla. How do you spell Joe? D-u-m-b-a-s-s.

Redneck mailbox - notice the dent in the top.

Now, have a look at the owner’s response, located just above the mailbox:

This guy's name is definitely not Joe. The kids who smashed in his mailbox are named Joe.

Only in Citrus County.

So, Red was cruising down the street, and he sees a BlackBerry Curve case on the side of the road. (No, he doesn’t normally stop to pick up trash on the side of the road, but I have a BlackBerry Curve so he noticed it right away.)

Anyways, if you read this blog enough, you know that Red and I have a knack for helping people. We always seem to be at the right time and the right place.  This was no difference – he nabbed this phone and drove home. Immediately after getting home, he searched through the contacts to find someone to call so that we could give the phone back.

He called the listing for, “Mom”, and spoke to an older woman who was desperate to get the phone back.

Well, I came home from work, and of course, I couldn’t give this phone back without first going through it and looking for something interesting to put on the website.  WE FOUND IT, and it was better than we could imagine!

In the inbox for emails, there was nothing except for this (names changed to protect the not-so-innocent):

On Mon, Feb 8, 2010 at 7:14 PM, Joe D-u-m-b-a-s-s  wrote:

** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY — AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY

** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home

** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping

** More Info: http://www.craigslist.org/about/scams.html

Trisha, my name is Joe D-u-m-b-a-s-s age 54…Do I qualify…if so please respond and see what we can do

http://tampa.craigslist.org/psc/cas/1592072424.html

this message was remailed to you via: pers-yjszn-1592072424@craigslist.org

Hi sweetie…I’m so glad to see that you’re interested in me!Here are some pics… Be sure to tell me what you think, and maybe we can set something up for tonight… ;0)$$$ xoxoxoxoxoLove Trisha

I didn’t change the prostitute’s name.  I thought she might want some advertising

Did you notice the three dollar signs in her reply?  Yes, she absolutely wants money, Mr. Joe, you 54-year-old scary man!

Wow… Only in Citrus County.

Joe's Phone Used to Contact Prostitutes